Dr. Seuss, the “X” rated version

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Tonight Bitty wanted to read her new book to me and I wasn’t paying much attention until I heard the first two lines.  I was a bit alarmed until I realized the mistake…

“Said a book reading parrot named Horny
The words in this book are all Porny”

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