Tonight Bitty wanted to read her new book to me and I wasn’t paying much attention until I heard the first two lines. I was a bit alarmed until I realized the mistake…
“Said a book reading parrot named Horny
The words in this book are all Porny”
I bring to you, for your entertainment… when the kids pack daddy’s lunch
Why? “WHY is there a deer in the bathroom?”
Bitty in Brief “I LOVE to sneeze. I just love it. It’s my favorite thing.”
Fashionista REAL fashionistas do not believe in trends.