Category Archives: Humor

A Mom’s Resume

Today I applied for a temporary position at Amazon answering phones and helping with orders from home.  It will be interesting to see if I get it (ie. how desperately do they need help?!)  If so, it will the first … Continue reading

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The story of my parent’s courtship … a mafia man, a cop, and 25 cases of government eggs

She was gorgeous, he was cocky.  She was a cheerleader, he was a baseball player.  She was the rich daughter of a mafia man, he was the middle class son of a cop.  He told his friends the first day … Continue reading

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The origin of a fear

Yesterday, I got out of the shower,wrapped a super-sized beach towel around myself and went to answer the back door (it’s not as bad as it sounds, Jon and the kids had just gotten home.)  When she walked in, Pookey … Continue reading

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That one time I decided to get a really expensive haircut

            If you’ve been reading this blog for any length of time, you know that I’ve done a lot of embarrassing things in my life.  I’ve blogged about many of those embarrassing things over the … Continue reading

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Small town livin’

We live in a very small town.  Everybody knows everybody because everybody went to school with everybody and is cousins with everybody and works with everybody and everybody knows us because we live in Mr. ___’s old house and have … Continue reading

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Dr. Seuss, the “X” rated version

Tonight Bitty wanted to read her new book to me and I wasn’t paying much attention until I heard the first two lines.  I was a bit alarmed until I realized the mistake… “Said a book reading parrot named Horny … Continue reading

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Why?

Last night, while getting ready for bed, I heard Jon ask incredulously: “WHY is there a deer in the bathroom?”  He was talking about one of Bitty’s favorite toys, a large blow-up target deer that normally resides in her bed, … Continue reading

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